MLS Week 2 Recap - My Superlatives

One of the things I want to start making a regular weekly feature on the blog is a recap of the superlatives from the week in MLS. Think of this as the Dickensian tribute to the week: the best of the week and the worst of the week. 

Quickest goal:
Clint Dempsey (Seattle) vs. San Jose Earthquakes (0:20 of highlight video)

Latest goal:
Alan Gordon (LA Galaxy) goal at 90 + 2' to tie at Portland (2:55 of highlight video)

Best Save:
Tyler Deric (Houston) vs. Orlando City SC (1:45 of highlight video)

Most exciting goal:
Javier Morales, free kick (Real Salt Lake) vs. Philadelphia Union (0:30 of highlight video)

Worst (bungled) save attempt:
Tyler Deric (Houston) vs. Orlando City SC (3:00 of highlight video)

Weakest goal / Worst own goal:
Jamison Olave (Real Salt Lake) vs. Philadelphia Union (2:25 of highlight video)

Quickest ejection:
Justin Morrow (Toronto FC) vs. Columbus Crew @ 45 + 1' (1:35 of highlight video)

Worst call/non-call:
Bad call (penalty in the box) against Maurice Edu (Philadelphia) vs. Real Salt Lake (2:30 of highlight video)

Biggest blowout:
Columbus Crew (home) over Toronto FC 2 - nil.

Most dramatic finish:
Portland Timbers vs. LA Galaxy; 2 goals after the 89th minute by Portland's Fanendo Adi and LA's Alan Gordon for a 2 - 2 draw.