Let's face it. As an Orlando City fan, the best thing we can say about the match at Houston is that none of our players had to leave the game with injury.
- Surely you must be joking.
- No, I'm not joking... and don't call me Shirley.
- The stat line.
Fortunately there's a match next week. Unfortunately Orlando City have to do this three matches in a week nonsense again later this month. Shake it off, lads!